garaks-padded-bra:

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

chkntenders:

soüp dinner :-)

turing-tested:

it’s been 16 years since highschool musical 2 was released

lakevida:

punctuation-completionist:

lakevida:

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling “is it normal to get a haircut” “am i allowed to get a haircut” “is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there”

“

1/21

sorry

me: “so we are going to multiply here….”

student: “hello my name is multiplier and welcome to five nights at freddies”

maniacmcgee:

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

sovietnam:

comment-tube:

fatefulfindings:

katherinearandez:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katherinearandez:

touch-all-the-butts:

pizz4s:

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

official-keyes:

official-keyes:

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

cryptotheism:

Said with an incredibly condescending sneer: “Whimsyless.”

reallyreallyreallytrying:

loved the message dude. the little face at the end… fantastic. an “emoji”, i assume. does he represent you or me?

kosmogrl:

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